Dear Fans, Friends, and Family,
Crimefightin' ain't easy and it'll take a lot outta ya. 2011, as relatively uneventful as it's been so far, still has plenty of time left for deliberate mayhem and natural disasters. 2012 is going to be a big year for saving the planet, but you've got to do your part too. Goverment stipends aren't as big as they used to be, corporate sponsorships in these situations are a slippery slope, and union regulations limit the size (though not the Quantity) of gifts from individual public donors. Keeferman does, however, have expenses and a family to support.
You're civic-minded, but maybe you haven't really had the opportunity to express yourself. Perhaps you've been meaning to donate, but were just waiting for the right time. Well, it could be that the time is now. Why don't we all present our favorite real-life superhero with symbolic gestures of respect and appreciation? Let's all give 'til it hurts.
Afterall, like JFK said: ask not what you can get for you, you gotta Give love to get love.
Remember: forward all requests for good deeds and acts of heroism to helpline@keefermandotcom .
P.S. Feel free to get this stuff at used bookstores/recordstores or to get 'em used at Amazon.com. They've prepared a wishlist there (goto amazon.com, click wishlist under the "Your Lists" link, put wishlist@ keeferman.com as the addy). The list shows new items initially, but most entries also show more-economical "pre-owned" versions sometimes at one-third of the cost.
P.P.S. There have been requests from some of you for the wishlist of Keeferman's partners in crimefightin', Joanderwoman & The Duckling. That will eventually be found here.
P.P.P.S. Coming Soon: other people's Xmas lists (submit yours to mylist@ keeferman.com for inclusion here).
P.P.P.P.S. DON'T FORGET to invite Keeferman to Your holiday party (if you haven't already).